alexishepburn:

Lazy Monday’s

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

flamesfirstfrost:

asapscience:

The Midnight Planétarium watch not only tells time, but follows the orbit of our solar system’s planets. 


*breathes heavily into a paperbag*
tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague