thebitterbite:

officialorangejuice:

what others call a rebellious phase I call the sudden realization I don’t deserve to be treated like garabge

IT HAS BEEN SAID

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

"The butterflies you get in your stomach when you see someone you like is actually a stress response caused by adrenaline."
  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in
  • provokatio-n:


I remember how my ex used to do that when she was sad, she sat on my lap and wrapped her legs around my waist and just kept kissing my neck softly and slowly and i stroked her back for like 2 hours without saying anything and that’s all and i really fucking miss her.

The caption hurts me in the heart bit
    shescreamsparamore:

shescreamsparamore:

I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT

WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT

    foulmilk:

    "let boys ruin ur panties, not ur mascara"

    -ghandi

    bropakpro:

    touch-my-cuboner:

    zecretary:

    zecretary:

    the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

    i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

    It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

    lmao there it is