Terra Wandering in the Sky by (neatmummy)

flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

rhyse:

SHE KNOWS
  • my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
  • me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
  • me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
  • yanchik:

this front porch
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    peko-pekoyama:

"He burnt my shake"

    lord-kitschener:

    “what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

    oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

    oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

    what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

    how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????