my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
HEY EVERYONE THIS IS THE ONLY TIME IM DOING THIS BUT I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP!!! MY COLLEGE AND OUR BIGGEST RIVAL ARE CURRENTLY HEAD TO HEAD TO WIN THIS COMPETITION AND IT’LL MEAN THE WORLD IF YOU ALL COULD HELP!!! ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS JOIN BY GIVING YOUR EMAIL AND THEN VOTE FOR “FLORIDA STATE”. ANYONE WHO DOES THIS WILL GET 2 FREE PROMOS OF THEIR CHOICE AND A BLOG RATE TO ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS!!!!!! THANKS A LOT GUYS FOR YOUR HELP ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️